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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #581
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*returns to bar and orders a scotch oblivious to link's trolls*

*downs the scotch and turns around, buster sword coming out of nowhere, ready to kill some trolls*

"DAE HAN GOOK!"
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #582
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*laughs at Link* you can't burn the devil j/k
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:25 PM // 22:25   #583
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*Grab Avari Zi but in the middle of confusion, i grab Link instead and plant a kiss on his cheek*

*Grab a chainsaw and start killing off the trolls, and smack Link in the head with rotten cheesecake*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48   #584
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*slashes the last troll down and stares at skulkcrasher, shrugs*

*looks at avari...and wonders where my pills have gone*

*orders a scotch*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:49 PM // 22:49   #585
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*ate those pills long ago and slept for 18 hours*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #586
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*uses IW and starts fighting the trolls with Mhenlo healing me*
*goes in closet and uses Iris,Castastrophe,Megiddo, and Azul on Avari*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:54 PM // 22:54   #587
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*puts random bargoer through the table for not paying up. engraged, pulls out the bass guitar and cracks some troll heads to ease his fury.*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #588
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*casts drain enchantment on tudor for kicks*

*fires off savage shot, distracting shot and concussion shot in succesion on tudor*

*downs scotch*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #589
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*Grab a sharp object and threw it at Ruoenkruez Tudor*
*As Ruoenkruez dodge the object, i run toward him and hit him with plate of Spicy Hot Wings*

*Grab bottle of wine and pour in on Avari who is sleeping*

*Use hundred sword on the remaining trolls...*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:57 PM // 22:57   #590
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*diverts his attention from the trolls and lays a beatdown on todur for being one of those trendy IW mesmers. hits tudor so hard in the chest with his bass that tudor is knocked off his feet and over the bar counter.*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #591
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*wonders why everyone is beating up on tudor and decides to lay down some whoopass on skulkcrasher*

*orders a scotch, also wondering why my liver isn't so horribly deformed after so much liquor*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #592
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*sprays skulkcrasher with beer from the tap*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:05 PM // 23:05   #593
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*Slap Avari ... than run away from killing rage*

*Grab Heist and throw him in the fire pit*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #594
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*pinches skulkcrasher* meanie
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #595
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*calls in an air strike on the bar...
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #596
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*tries to console avari and quell the burning rage within her. on behalf of avari, plays a slow, soothing beat on the bass. then proceeds to sweep skulkcrasher with the bass and knocks him into the fire pit.*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #597
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*cast fire storm, meteor shower, flare, Zealous Fire, Inferno, and Phoenix on Heist*

*Grab Avari's teddy bear and rip it in pieces*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #598
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*uses random Anti-Aircraft Artillery to shoot down the plane*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:11 PM // 23:11   #599
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*casts mantra of fire and elemental resistance with fast casting of 200000000000000000*

*looks at avari and tosses a primed grenade*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #600
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*find that The Epic is in town, use my war call to summon huge group of charrs.. you want a fight.. They'll give you one *

*Cast mending, augus, healing breeze, and heal area on myself, as i run to the corner where the Jukebox is located*
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